But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think my fart just growled at me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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