turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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