Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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