Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
