so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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