i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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