i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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