Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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