"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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