Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Randomize
