The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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