after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
