She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i need some magic done to my vagina
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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