She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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