sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted