her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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