People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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