So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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