I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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