Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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