He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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