I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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