I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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