He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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