after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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