so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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