She is in my trunk
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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