Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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