people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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