Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
there's paper in my vomit.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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