so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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