I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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