The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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