but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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