Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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