I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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