let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.