I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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