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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk

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  That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.

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  This has been a Party Success Story

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Good point.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls

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  Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!

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