found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.