Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Who haven't you slept with?

(703): View more from Virginia

No one comes to mind.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.

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(347): View more from New York

A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm

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(904): View more from Florida

He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him

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(541): View more from Oregon

k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.

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(915): View more from Texas

The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced

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(802): View more from Vermont

Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.

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