it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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