this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
where are you?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.