i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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