All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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