so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This is the high leading the old right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
its liver damage thursday
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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