I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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