called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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