I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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