it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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