dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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