When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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