And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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