so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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