West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm both gender and math confused
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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