But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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