Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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