It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
